18 raring2go.co.uk Raring2go! CLUBS & CLASSES 10 AUTUMN JOKES FOR KIDS. 1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his eld! o W o another leaf? “Iʻm falling for you!” 2. What did one leaf say to another leaf? “I 3. Why do birds y south in the Autumn? Because itʻs too far to walk! o the autumn wind? “Leaf me alone!” 4. What did the tree say to the autumn wind? “Leaf me alone!” a 5. Why did the bicycle fall over in the autumn breeze? It was two-tyred! I 5 n pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! 6. How do you x a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! m ite fruit? Straw- 7. Whatʻs a scarecrowʻs favourite fruit? Straw-berries! w 8. Why do trees hate raking leaves? Because theyʻre always getting to the root of the problem! re always getting to the root of the problem g 9. What can a whole apple do that half an apple canʻt do? It can look round. . ine in the autumn? They ju 10. How do trees get online in the autumn? They just log in! y
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