Raring2go! Milton Keynes

10 WINTER JOKES FOR KIDS. Fr ste 1. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes! t 2. Why d h cau d cool music! 2. Why did the boy keep his trumpet out in the snow? Because he liked cool music! a 3. Wh n abdo wman! 3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! b g g an 4. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”! 5. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites! u r g ? Snow 6. What falls but never gets hurt? Snow! 7. How do you know when a snowman is happy? He has a big smile snowing on his face! s d d s Wate 8. What do you call an old snowman? Water! at r g wear s 9. Why don¼t mountains ever get cold? They wear snowcaps! a e to m 10. How do snowmen greet each other? “Ice to meet you!”

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