10 AUTUMN JOKES FOR KIDS. 1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his fi eld! o W o another leaf? “Iʻm falling for you!” 2. What did one leaf say to another leaf? “I 3. Why do birds fl y south in the Autumn? Because itʻs too far to walk! o the autumn wind? “Leaf me alone!” 4. What did the tree say to the autumn wind? “Leaf me alone!” a 5. Why did the bicycle fall over in the autumn breeze? It was two-tyred! I 5 n pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! 6. How do you fi x a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! m ite fruit? Straw- 7. Whatʻs a scarecrowʻs favourite fruit? Straw-berries! w 8. Why do trees hate raking leaves? Because theyʻre always getting to the root of the problem! re always getting to the root of the problem g 9. What can a whole apple do that half an apple canʻt do? It can look round. 9. ine in the autumn? They ju 10. How do trees get online in the autumn? They just log in! y
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